Requested by Anon: Ghibli hair standing up
I’m okay now. I don’t need to be saved -dah
I have a lot on my mind tonight and I’ve been searching for the right words but I realized I already wrote it all down. This is everything I want to say to you. (truth is, I doubt we will ever talk again)
Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.
Listen to Dean, he will educate you.
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
omfg so my little cousin (she’s 8) loves superheroes and we were in party city and she was browsing through the boys costumes because the girls side didn’t have the ones she wanted and then an employee tells her that she’s in the wrong side so she grabs a batman mask and says in the lowest voice possible for her age, “don’t question batman”
Quick 50 Writing Tools - Roy Peter Clark
Don’t ever fall in love with me. I will learn how to do origami just so I can make you a swan every morning and lay it gently on your forehead so when you wake up and roll over you crush it and feel bad that you did that. Don’t ever fall in love with me.
Just Sherlock Things